Who IS the Evil Bald Genius?
I’ve been dubbed “The Evil Bald Genius” for reasons you’ll find become clear as you immerse yourself in my work. But be warned — my scathing and uncompromising style and language are for neither the sensitive nor the faint-hearted. In fact, I have something guaranteed to offend everyone.
But that’s OK, because I’m not in the business of winning friends and influencing people, not if it comes at the expense of hiding or obfuscating the truth about what it takes to succeed legally, morally, ethically, and entirely above board in business in today’s dire economy, despite recession, bad government, and tight-fisted banks.
So if you’re looking to have your hand held and your fevered brow mopped with gentle, loving hands, you’d be best advised not to read my shit, business or fiction, because you won’t like it.
The site you’re on now is my personal site and is mostly about my novels.
If you want me for business purposes go here.
Something I’ve noticed over the years is this: people always have opinions.
Bur worse than that, they feel compelled to share them whether you ask for them or not.
- English is a funny language in that there are no gender-neutral third-person singular pronouns. So instead of writing barbaric and ugly phrases like “he or she” “his or hers” or, vilest of all, “s/he” I’ve taken the traditional route, old fart that I am, and used the masculine throughout. If this offends you, then you’re going to hate everything I ever write. Of that I’m certain
- I don’t mince my words and sometimes what I say offends people. Please don’t read ANY of my stuff and then write to me and complain about things I’ve said you don’t approve of. Not only do I not care, but you’ll just invite mockery and make yourself look stupid.
- I’m not interested in your “feedback”. If I get something objectively wrong, by all means correct me. But if you’re just giving me your unsolicited opinions on how I ought to run my business or communicate with my audience, please don’t bother. Your opinions are irrelevant. There’s an excellent clip here from Howard Stern summing up my feelings perfectly.
- Any mistakes you find are entirely mine and mine alone. You are free to send comments and corrections to me here. Don’t hold your breath waiting for a reply, though. Consider this as a “thank you” in advance.
How to Get in Touch With Me
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P.S. From the back of my business book, Grow Your Business FAST… Jon is a leading and controversial educator in Direct Response Marketing, a fearless and outrageously outspoken small business advocate, and the most expensive copywriter and marketing consultant in Europe so far as he knows (even if you’re able to hire him at all, which is highly unlikely. He almost never opens up his Private Client List to new clients, and the ones already on it never leave).
He lives in West Cork, Ireland, with Mrs EBG, his Jack Russell Terrier, Haggis, and an assortment of other dogs and cats.